#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I do feel kind of bad for them) #(but that is a hell of a punchline) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hey. You there. Do you not want to be mistaken for a bot, but you’ve also grown attached to the default icon you got when you signed up? Great news! Worry no longer because now you can customize your very own icon!
Usage notes: (1) Due to how the website works, it will struggle in mobile portrait mode. Try viewing the page in landscape or stick to desktop. (2) Use the cube option + the color selector to change the shape of your icon. (3) I think legally this counts as fanart, so remember that Tumblr, and all other referential items, belong to their respective creators and very much not me! Non-commercial only.
Thank you so much to the fine folks at @meikerio! Without their platform, this wouldn’t be possible!
#Tumblr: a User’s Guide #the more you know #icons #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.
#I am constantly restraining myself from calling them ”occlupanids” #please learn about the wonders of the Occlupanid Research Group so that you can understand WTF I’m talking about #unreality cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Umineko #murder cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”
yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #discourse cw #nsfw text #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works
[ID: A reply by @/demonbunny5 which reads: “you can find posts by searching for them with the search bar.” End ID]
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“Yes, but if I say have a good morning, I’ll only have well-wished thirty minutes of your day, whereas if I say have a good afternoon, I’ll be applying it to hours and hours. The advantage is clear.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #overly literal interpretations #got a point there #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself)) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day
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#April Fools #music #legitimate Rick Astley #Tumblr traditions #this post was queued to ensure proper timing #(it’s 12:11 AM on April 1st but I remembered just in time)
Brinens and Things 