#do penknives count #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Dunno why they think it wasn’t washed because of this. Washing would remove dirt and small bugs, but it wouldn’t it just be a nice shower for the frog?
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#frogs #food #adorable #(…from a distance) #unsanitary cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#out of context quotes #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Avatar: The Last Airbender #fanfic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#”automatic transmission” #(…although I guess I don’t know enough about cars to completely rule out the possibility that #one can determine the transmission type given only this) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #cars #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one
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#the real version of ”Jackpot” by Jocelyn Alice is infinitely less badass than #what I’d been assuming from the apparent line ”I’ll make the Devil cry” #music #relatable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition
Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.
I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit
Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken
A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.
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#werewolves #art #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though I was already planning to reblog it before I got to that last comment) #amnesia cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hello, crab fans. Wow, you have been having a busy time! On July 29, also known as Crabs Day, you took to TumblrMart to give the gift of crabs to your pals. And boy, did we notice—not just all the great crab memes and trending posts on the day but also the burst in sales which made up a substantial financial boost to the running costs at Tumblr. And it truly took our breath away.
We got so excited we went back to the drawing board and designed some crab checkmarks, which we teased by dressing your regular checkmarks up as crabs on the day. On August 1, we launched a regular little crab checkmark and a rainbow crab checkmark for gifting and treating yourselves.
Here are some stats from Crabs Day:
You gifted 8k crabs that day. That’s an almost 20k% increase in crab sales.
We saw a more than 7k% increase in total Tumblrmart sales.
All this money goes straight back into running costs—such as a month’s worth of power costs for Tumblr application servers. That’s all you! You’re doing that! You’re keeping Tumblr around with your generosity toward your friends. Crabs be thanking ye ❤
Brinens and Things 