somnilogical:

I would suggest that there is no harm in knowing exactly what you have to do if you had to move to Canada, Australia, Japan, Israel, England etc. on short notice, if you are worried about this.

It is useful to have these things computed ahead of time in emergency situations.

A lot of people actually have procrastinated on leaving real dystopias because figuring out how to move and then moving is an effort-intensive process.

If you’re concerned that you might be forced to move, setting aside a day to work out the details of how you would do this and writing it down would

(1) likely relieve some vague feelings of unease attatched to thoughts like “I might have to leave if things start to get really bad.”

(2) make “I can just leave, I know how to do this” a more available response to the thought “things look like they are getting kind of bad”

#advice to myself  #mostly  #it is easier to phrase it as advice to others though  #advice to all those who share these thought patterns  #is more exact


Tags:

#home of the brave #election 2016 #our home and cherished land #good advice

ilzolende:

dear everyone who is panicking about world war 3: do you want a hug?

I, too, offer hugs.


Tags:

#home of the brave #election 2016 #normally I don’t go on Tumblr first thing in the morning #but I knew there would be a post-election support group and I thought I might be able to help #(honestly not sure how much help I need myself)

justice-turtle:

bisexualamy:

friendly reminder that since a lot of people have decided xmas now starts right after halloween: not everyone celebrates xmas or wants to participate.  don’t shame people for not participating in xmas traditions or blacklisting xmas. if people ask to not be wished a merry xmas, don’t wish them a merry xmas. don’t get upset if people express their frustrations with how christian normativity makes it impossible to escape this non-secular holiday for almost two months. if people want nothing to do with xmas, please just let them be.

and don’t pull the “it’s not religious it’s about FAMILY” thing either. one, it is fucking religious. two, some of us hate blood family far more than we ever hate religion.


Tags:

#Christmas #venting #I can’t believe they went and conquered my fucking birthday #it was unconquered when I was growing up #I was honestly glad to have been born premature because it meant I had escaped the Christmas season #but now it’s November fucking 1st #military’s not even high-status in my culture but sometimes I’m tempted to pretend it is #so that I’ll have an excuse to yell at the advertisers #about Disrespecting Our Veterans by Usurping the Eleven Days of Remembrance #(pushing it back to November 12th wouldn’t actually help with my birthday) #(but at least it would buy a bit of time) #((this post came up on my dash while there was a Christmas ad playing on the TV Mom’s watching)) #((which may have been the deciding factor in my reblogging it))

michaelblume:

So I said a while back that whitehouse.gov petitions are basically a way to assign the white house essays and now I’m imagining if The West Wing was set like ten years later and there’s some petition that’s getting lots of votes and Toby’s really hoping it doesn’t clear the threshold because then he’ll have to write the response to it so of course Josh covertly leads a drive to get it more signatures just to fuck with Toby I am writing crackfic what the fuck.


Tags:

#West Wing #story ideas I will never write #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

itsbenedict:

i live in chicago

i was just woken up by a vague howling noise coming from all directions, audible from inside my room, under the covers. it’s hard to pick out distinct human voices- it’s possible that the buildings themselves just started screaming. the fireworks that started going off moments later prevented me from getting back to sleep

i haven’t checked yet but i’m going to assume this means the cubs just won the world series


Tags:

#baseball #home of the brave #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

cockenblog:

This is. so good.

 

an-actual-sunflower:

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

Henry the intern
Looks at the dog and the children and takes off his coat
He is a goat.

Young secretary
Secretly hoping that nobody working can see
She’s made of bees.

All the Phony People
Where do they all come from?
All the Phony People
Where do they all belong?

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

If someone doesn’t turn this into an audio post I will be so dissapointed O.O

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Michael from HR

Typing a memo to people he knows are not real

He is a seal

Dog out of trenchcoat

Happily sharing the news of his raise on the phone

Chewing a bone

All the Phony People

Where Do they all come from

All the Phony People

Working with no thumbs

 

drfitzmonster:

oh god i can’t stop laughing

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Next time me and my sweetie go out for karaoke, we’re singing this version :D

It has been decided :D

 

dagny-hashtaggart:

You know, thinking this over further, there’s something charming about how thoroughly it inverts the themes of the original song. I mean, ‘Eleanor Rigby’ is all about loneliness and alienation, and yet look at all the bonding we are seeing between people who are not actually people (or at least not the humans they appear to be) upon the revelation that none of them are actually what they seem.


Tags:

#music

hawkmemeguy:

things i like

petting happy animals

coffee straight from the pot

explosions happening to bad people

that really still moment you get right before you let the arrow go

seeing a bigot assume steve will agree with them and then watching them wilt like old lettuce under the concentrated force of justice and righteous disappointment

sunsets

 

daredevilmeme:

punching people who really deserve it

hugs from Karen

hugs from Foggy (don’t tell him I said that)

when the internet router actually works for once

 

scarletmemewitch:

leather jackets

blintzes

spa days

robot hugs

 

itsmemespidey:

science!

swinging through New York seven stories up

free food

free electronics

free housing (thanks Aunt May!)

the stunned look on a villain’s face when I let loose an EPIC pun just before I web them up

 

d-lewis-avengerwrangler:

hangin’ with my super-peeps, especially if I don’t have to pay for anything

curling up in my reading nook with my cats and a cup of hot cocoa

food in general

pretty boys with dark hair, bright eyes, and shit-eating grins

 

memecaptainsteverogers:

Jello salad. 

No polio!

Really good baseball games.

Old glory flying high. 

Armwrestling with Bucky. 

Seeing a bigot assume I will agree with them and then watching them wilt like old lettuce under the concentrated force of justice and righteous disappointment.

Eating leftovers. 

 

tonystankposts:

Coffee

Robots


Tags:

#Marvel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog