adzolotl:

adzolotl:

argumate reblogged your post and added: “adzolotl: someone mentioned “that 8-bit Bring Me To Life cover”, so I…”

what do you mean the good one

you called it a timeless classic

did I just get pranked into listening to multiple 8-bit renditions of Bring Me To Life

dear Tumblr staff:

if you’re gonna let us use italics, maybe make them render everywhere hmm

consider the difference between “what do you mean the good one” and “what do you mean the good one”

#whoops 

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…I know I’ve been inconsistent on italics vs asterisks to indicate emphasis here, but that’s it, I’m officially going with asterisks.


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#Tumblr: a User’s Guide

seiseragaki:

 

we-are-shawarma:

titillatingtubist:

Are you kidding me?  This is my goal in life!

That’d be awesome. LOVE ME AND DESPAIR. ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU STRAIGHT?! YOU JUST DON’T KNOW BUT YOU STILL WANT ME. MWAHAHAHAHA


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#this amuses me because my reaction to it #is exactly the opposite of the reaction of the presumable target audience #both of these things are *downsides* to me #today a random stranger (customer) referred to me as ”she” #and I felt pleased that I had presented my gender successfully #I’m not even trans or anything #it is not and has never been particularly *difficult* for me to present as female #yet I am still always pleased by success #also being attractive sounds like it would lead to a lot of unwanted attention #ideally I would like to look plain in a vaguely pleasant manner #(I think I do pretty well at this for the most part) #gender #tag rambles

love-this-pic-dot-com:

Morse Code A Visual Guide

 

coyotecomforts:

sammiwolfe important to our lives lol XD

 

sammiwolfe:

Oh oh my god now Morse code actually makes SENSE when you lay it out like that

 

eurotrottest:

Awesome!!

 

ironykins:

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This is also nice, if you want to decode morse code quickly. 

 

goldendragon22:

that avl tree though

 

ironykins:

That’s not a coincidence! Naturally, it’s less work to transmit shorter sequences of dots and dashes, so we try to use up all the shorter sequences first. Basically, this means that we fill in all the branches at one level of this tree before moving onto the next. The result is a perfectly balanced decoding tree. 

The placement of the letters is also far from arbitrary. Here are all the letters in English ordered from most common to least common: 

ETAOINSRHLDCUMFPGWYBVKXJQZ

Notice something? The shortest morse code sequences were assigned to the most common letters. This makes the common letters easier to remember, and makes messages as short as possible in the average case.

Numbers are sort of an exception to this. All numerical symbols are encoded with 5 dots and dashes. But there’s a pretty clear pattern to these as well. 

1 = .—-

2 = ..—

3 = …–

4 = ….-

5 = …..

6 = -….

7 = –…

8 = —..

9 = —-.

0 = —–

So if the listener hears a series of 5 dots and dashes, they immediately know it’s a number. To decode it, they count the number of dashes. If the dashes came before the dots, the number is 5 + the number of dashes. Otherwise, the number is 5 – the number of dashes. 

Morse Code is neat.


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#Morse code #the more you know #things I have vague aspirations to learn someday #but suspect I will always have higher-priority things to do

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep


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#Step 1: look for those sleep-aid hypnosis recordings #Step 2: find one that charges money #Step 3: steal it #voila #(no I have not done that) #(I don’t even like audio) #(and in general there’s exactly zero reason to steal things when other things in the same category are freely given) #(to even be tempted you need some reason to believe you’ll like the paid one more) #(which usually means ”a particular for-profit piece has a high reputation”) #(and that’s not something that comes up much in this case) #((the entire concept of pirating porn makes no sense to me)) #((because IME most individual pieces of for-profit porn have no reputation at all)) #((and the ones that do never have a reputation that makes me more inclined to want them)) #tag rambles #sexuality and lack thereof #okay so while I *was* joking about that answer #if you actually try anything like that remember to vet your scripts #(”vetting the script”: listening to it first *without* following along to check that you approve of what they’re saying) #(and they’re not going to try to fast-talk you into some bullshit) #(because no matter how many of them are fine there’s always that one asshole you know?)

somnilogical:

ive been having fun calculating food costs per kcal

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huel 4.24 μ$/kcal

soylent 3.8 μ$/kcal

eggs 3.2 μ$/kcal

rice 1.6 μ$/kcal

ramen 1.11 μ$/kcal

lentils 1.0 μ$/kcal

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humans consume ~2*10^3 kcal/day

1 μ$/kcal foods let you live for 2 $/day

humans consume 6*10^4 kcal in a month

there are 8.1*10^4 kcal in a human

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i like getting a sense of things

I do this too! Since my post-2012 appetite is pretty good at adjusting for the calorie density of my food, the intuitive unit for “how *big* is this food relative to other foods” is the kcal. (Which runs into problems when I’m trying to figure out relative food prices *in general*, because Mom’s intuitive appetite unit is the “serving” (whatever *that* means) and Dad’s is the “millilitre”, so we sometimes can’t even agree on whether one piece of food is bigger than another. But as long as I focus on only my own eating I can get a good sense of it.)

A lot of things turn out to be cheaper than they look because of high calorie-density. I was especially surprised by peanut butter: I figured it would be *somewhat* on the cheap side, but it’s as cheap as ramen. (In my own circumstances, that is; I notice your figure for ramen is higher than mine, if I moved the decimal places right (I work with “cents to two decimal places”). Both peanut butter and ramen were 0.06 cents/kcal.)


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#food #adventures in human capitalism #reply via reblog #disordered eating #(I’m okay but I expect people blocking that tag do not want to read this)

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #juxtaposition #story ideas I will never write

another-normal-anomaly:

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

gffa:

gffa:

gffa:

–From a Certain Point of View, ”An Incident Report” by Mallory Ortberg

“It must, however, be pointed out that at present the number of planets destroyed solely by the unaided power of the Force is zero.”

MOTTI JUST DRAGGED THE FUCK OUT OF VADER I AM FUCKING LIVING

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“I imagine Lord Vader would have had to stand very close to the planet Alderaan indeed today if he wanted to demonstrate how thoroughly his Force-wielding abilities outmatch the Death Star.”

THIS ASSHOLE IS GOING TO DIE, BUT IT WILL BE IN SERVICE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS DRAGGING OF VADER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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“I merely spoke the truth: Lord Vader’s devotion to a nearly extinct faith has not resulted in the recovery of the stolen data tapes, nor has it given him insight into the rebels’ secret base, nor has he ever destroyed a planet.”

“He found my lack of faith disturbing?  I have never claimed to be an adherent to his sect.  I found his lack of faith in this military installation disturbing.”

MOTTI IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN A SPACE DITCH WHERE VADER DUMPS HIS BODY BUT HOLY SHIT HE WENT OUT LIKE A GODDAMNED LEGEND

I’m pretty sure the force *has* destroyed planets.

Yeah, my fiance clarified this morning that the force has been used to destroy multiple planets. However, this occurred several thousand years prior at a lower level of canonicity, so Motti can hardly be blamed for not remembering that.


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#Star Wars #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

treesinspace:

treesinspace:

Honestly, for a criminal in Ankh-Morpork, being pursued by Samuel Vimes must be TERRIFYING
Just imagine:

You’re walking in the Shades.
There’s no one around and your gang is gone.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Samuel Vimes. 

He’s following you, about thirty feet back.
He gets out of the shadows and breaks into a sprint
He’s gaining on you!
Samuel Vimes.

You’re looking for your gang but you’re all turned around
He’s almost upon you now
and you can see there’s blood on his face
My Gods, there’s blood everywhere!

Running from Commander Samuel Vimes
He’s brandishing his badge it’s Samuel Vimes
Lurking in the shadoooows!
His Grace the Duke of Ankh Samuel Vimes
Patrolling the streets (Samuel Vimes)
Solving all crimes (Samuel Vimes)
Arresting the guiltyyyy

Actual By-The-Book Samuel Vimes!

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
but you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with the Blackboard Monitor!
You creep silently through the streets

Aha! In the distance!
An old safehouse of your gang friends!
Hope! You move stealthily toward it…
but your scent! Ah! It’s caught by a werewolf!

Covering your tracks (Quiet, quiet)
Sneaking to the safehouse (Quiet, quiet)
Now you’re on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Samuel Vimes

Lighting a Cigar (Samuel Vimes)
He’s coming to arrest you (Samuel Vimes)
You’re taking out your weapooon
Threatening Commander Samuel Vimes

Moving in to fight with Samuel Vimes
Get kicked in the crotch by Samuel Vimes
Puking on the floooor
Arrested by Samuel Vimes!

You limp into the dark streets
Handcuffs tight around your wrists
And he has won; you’ve been beaten by
Samuel Vimes.

#is this a theme song?#there should be a tune for this

It’s a reference to this song. Which is, incidentally, hilarious.


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#Discworld #music #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #it probably says something about just how long I’ve been on Tumblr #that I knew immediately what song this was referencing #Shia Labeouf #vomit mention