#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns #nsfw text #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Halloween #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
the suns getting eaten by space algae and this is the plan
they nuked antartica
Do you have a better idea for what to do when the sun’s getting eaten by space algae
This is the biggest culture shock for me coming from reddit. There we had subreddits so there was context behind a post when you see it.
Here, is it a book? Movie? Game? Am I just REALLY out of touch on current events? Who’s to say
Don’t worry, if you were learning about a real life event then this would be pasted on a Destiel meme.
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#(the alt text describes this as ”quote from Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir”) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#that one post with the thing #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It’s so happy.
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#phoenixes #fire #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
mutual 1: conventional morality is nowhere near cringe enough to be based. you agree.
mutual 2: i’m going to liveblog my attempt at solving this obscure statistics conundrum you’ve definitely never heard of
mutual 3, reblogging mutual 2: oh, yeah, the Obscure Statistics Conundrum, we’ve all seen it. i have strong opinions on the obvious easy and simple way it should be solved, somehow
mutual 4: i need. to fuck that old man.
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 6: [twenty-post long reblog chain arguing about politics with a stranger in stubborn defiance of the obvious fact that the stranger is not reading a single word they’re saying]
mutual 7: here’s my take on the latest chapter of the current Wildbow serial that you’re going to have to blur your eyes and skip past because you haven’t found time to read all five million words of this cool thing you don’t want to be spoiled on
mutual 8: what if [the most deranged shit you’ve ever heard in your life]– and we were both girls?
mutual 4: don’t forget i need to fuck that. old man. please.
mutual 9: [automatically generated link to a post on some ideologically extreme underground social media site with ten users that they use instead]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: god every single thing about my life situation sucks so fucking much i want to cry and now you do too
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 10: reblogging that last picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 4: that old man. you know. what i need.
mutual 11: here’s today’s doodle :) [outlandishly beautiful piece of original art which gets seven notes]
mutual 12: only posted eighteen spicy takes about gender today, so here’s a new one i just came up with. is this anything
mutual 13: hey, wanna look at this pornography that somehow hasn’t gotten taken down by Tumblr yet?
mutual 14: [a pun so bad she gets put in the fucking Hague]
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 5: picture of a bird
mutual 15: [21st reblog on the politics reblog chain where everyone is talking past each other and has zero intention of persuading anyone]
mutual 4: i need to FUCK that old man. what do you mean he’s dead
mutual 8: what if i fucked that old man. and we were both girls.
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#apparently people in the containment-breach sections of the notes are like ”tag yourself I’m mutual X” #I *am* one of Benedict’s mutuals and suspect I was part of the inspiration behind mutual 9 #(which I have not seen *anyone* tag themselves as) #(though there might be some buried in here somewhere) #(and I guess people who are mutual 9 are probably statistically less likely to reblog things) #however I *will* have you know that #we here at Brinens and Things have only the finest artisanally handcrafted links to underground social-media sites with ten users #:) #(on a related note‚ now that the feature freeze on my comment roundup is finally over #it’s about time I started sifting through this giant pile of Tumblr tabs) #(*counts* …about 61‚ depending on how you count) #((I won’t actually end up reblogging all of them: some were just videos-waiting-for-me-to-set-up-my-earbuds and stuff like that)) #((and some I will decide against reblogging upon reflection)) #((but still‚ looks like the queue will be chewing through that for a while)) #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #tag rambles
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