rustingbridges:

I have no idea how dental insurance companies make any money, why would you ever sign up if you didn’t know they were going to pay out more than you put in?

I come across so many personal-finance bloggers who think dental/prescription insurance is just obviously a basic necessity, and then you look at the plan they’re on and the payout caps are so low that it’s damn near physically impossible to get out more than you put in no matter *how* bad your health luck is.

(Meanwhile they live in a jurisdiction where the government has high-deductible anti-catastrophe prescription insurance for everyone and they don’t know it.)


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#reply via reblog #medical cw #adventures in human capitalism #(unfortunately there *isn’t* high-deductible anti-catastrophe government dental insurance) #(and my dad sure did have some dental catastrophes this year) #((but a dental plan with a $400 cap wouldn’t have helped a damn))


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sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn’t a topic of conversation unless it’s urgent huh

“it’s dark in here” normal regular observation

“finally some quiet” relatable exclamation

“doesn’t smell like anything in here” absolutely deranged sentence


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#me complimenting someone on their air purifiers

chongoblog:

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I’m a scheming bastard, I would pay someone a dollar to tell me I’m a scheming bastard twice, repeating this process until both of us are filthy rich, splitting the gains 50/50


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fun with loopholes

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werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash:

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth:

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shes almost here

riverdancekat:

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic:

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

nordy-draws-stuff:

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian:

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

final-girl-cas:

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

kyraneko:

Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.

Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.

dduane:

…Felis navidad. (collapses, snorting in Linnaean)


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#it got better #puns #Christmas #Tumblr traditions #art #death tw #murder cw #cannibalism cw

overlyabstract:

tanadrin:

official-kircheis:

skluug:

fucking bizarre that computers heat up while operating. like dude it’s just math

i too heat up doing math. They’re not special

it’s worse than that. the laws of physics require doing math to produce waste heat.

it’s bonkers that the answer to “can i make a more efficient steam engine” is “no, and btw all good is temporary”, but it’s objectively even funnier that the answer to “can my fucking cpu stop throttling” is “no, bc otherwise you could make more efficient steam engines”


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#that one post with the thing #aging cw #apocalypse cw