itsbenedict:

Shorts! They’re Like Small, Shitty Pants, That Allow Bugs™ To Feast On Your Leg-Meats.

One of the nice things about Canada is that it’s almost always cold enough that I can get away with leggings without overheating. I own a couple pairs of shorts, but pretty much only wear them for exercise and when travelling to warmer climes.

(Mind you, bugs routinely bite through my leggings, so I’m not sure shorts would actually make things much worse on *that* front. But I own mosquito-net pants now, so that’s a thing when necessary.)

I don’t get people who actively like shorts: clothes are (if done right) comfy, why do you not want to be covered in them? If temperature weren’t a concern, I would wear turtlenecks and hoodies and sweatpants, like, all the time. I feel more confident and better able to handle stuff in long sleeves: I think it might be similar principles to weighted blankets.


Tags:

#reply via reblog #bugs #clothing #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #our home and cherished land

prokopetz:

Concept: with the trend toward smaller family sizes in the modern era, certain prognostically significant genealogical configurations have gone from rare to practically nonexistent, to the point that incumbent destinies are increasingly obliged to take what they can get. So it is that our intrepid protagonist, as the only seventh daughter of a seventh daughter for several thousand miles in any direction, finds herself the simultaneous Chosen One of four unrelated and seemingly mutually exclusive prophesies.


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#story ideas I will never write

taymonbeal:

Housemate #1: I actually like the fanfic [of the Hebrew Bible] better.

Housemate #2: Which one? The New Testament, the Quran, or the Book of Mormon?

Housemate #1: Actually I was talking about Unsong.


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#Unsong #(which I haven’t had a chance to read but it sounds like fun) #Judaism

slepaulica asked: is there a way i could have tagged that post that would have helped? i covered the options i could think of but if you have something in specific saviored i can try to use that in the future

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brin-bellway:

I don’t have anything relevant saviored. You’d be surprised how rarely it comes up*, and when it does it’s usually people talking about how ill they are under readmores (so I don’t need an add-on to let me skip it). And like I said, all in all I’m glad for the warning.

*On the Internet, I mean. It comes up a lot when grocery shopping and suchlike. (Did you know Canada doesn’t have a consistent date-writing method? Good luck figuring out whether a bar of Cracker Barrel labelled “14 DE 13” is still good. (It is. Cracker Barrel writes the year first. But you can’t generalise that to non-Cracker-Barrel products.))

slepaulica said: i’m pretty sure there has to be an entrance hole for there to be bugs, but cutting them open is another good solution because more surface area for the sugar you dip them into :D

(context: ”that post”)


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#(June 2014) #conversational aglets #replies #our home and cherished land #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #(I generally haven’t been bothering to cut my strawberries open to check) #(just looking for holes) #(although yes one does slice them in order to marinate them in sugar for Canada Day cake)

edosianorchids901:

plain-simple-ran:

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Can we pls talk about how Andy Robinson, as a claustrophobic man, in the Deep Space Nine episode “By Inferno’s Light” had to play a claustrophobic alien getting a claustrophobic panic attack from being inside a very small and narrow space ALL WHILE wearing a very constricting costume that actually gave him a very real claustrophobic panic attack the first time he wore it? Like, damn son… that is dedication

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From the DS9 companion. Andy is marvelous!


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#holy shit #Star Trek #DS9 #Elim Garak #claustrophobia

jooshcognito:

leviathan-supersystem:

has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge

I imagined this as a McBain bit on The Simpsons

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“I object… TO YOUR LIFE!”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw #guns #home of the brave #flashing gif

princesszeldaz:

who’s the klutzy Hyrule ditz dropping all their rupees in grass????

 

criticalbread:

a few years ago when I was really REALLY in to Twilight Princess and none of the newer ones had come out yet, and I had planned to write some Very Intense Fanfiction, I decided that I would make it a worldbuilding thing. Like, a cultural phenomenon in Hyrule where people go out of their way to hide rupees all over the place– along roadways and streams, in grass, under rocks, in old pots no one has used in years, or in old shoes, under fallen logs, under big honking rocks that no one has any reason to move. Originally, it was meant to be a sign of goodwill to travelers and those down on their luck, of community generosity and goodwill. Anyone can go out, comb a bit, and scrounge up enough for a meal. Or kids can run around having fun playing their seeking games and find enough for a sling shot, or a sweet. Parents teach their kids not to take more than they really need, to put some back, to keep the chain going. They make a game of it. Who can find the best hiding place? Who can climb to the highest branch, or swim to the bottom of the pond. 

They tend to end up heavily clustered in the grass and under rocks along the main roads and paths. People leave out their old, well loved pots and butter churns and tipped over tubs, collect pretty rocks and bits of crystal, grow their herbs and bushes just a bit that wild out front– all to make an attractive place to maybe tuck a green or a red under. For some it’s a point of pride; for all, it tells you a bit about the person who lives there. It’s even practical, when you think of it! We all sometimes end up a little short, but there’s always some from the community to find, or something to tuck for yourself int he future when you realize you’re a bit skint. And when you’ve got a bit extra, well, it’s just NORMAL to go and find a little place to tuck it away and imagine who might find it. Maybe soon. Maybe in a few weeks or months. Maybe years, or decades. Don’t we all get a little big of excitement from the thought?

Communities don’t have really deep poverty that you can’t climb out of, not in Hyrule. There’s no embarrassment to have to pop out and look around a bit to afford a bit of milk or if you’ve forgot your wallet. If someone’s a bit too old or can’t see too well, there’s no shame in hinting, “Under the flower pot, grandma,” or, “Tomla, run out and fetch Mr. Tinkins a few rupees, there’s a love, always good at finding the odd ones out, that girl.” 

Sometimes you find shiny rupees that weren’t hidden too well (maybe by that ferociously sweet village kid who keeps hiding them as quick as he’s finding them, bless him, just not very well). Maybe they hadn’t been there long. The contrast is huge when you find dusty, dirt-encrusted things that you think must be at least a few decades old. And then, sometimes you go digging back, adventuring down into the deep places and the old places where no one has traveled in centuries and you turn over a pot or open a little chest no bigger than a bottle and feel a little shiver to think of how long ago someone put this here. A little thankfulness to an ancestor, a little appreciation, a little shock because a silver rupee? Really??! How rich had they been, how powerful the empire, now all in ruins…

Sometimes in his travels, Link comes upon an old, dusty rupee tucked under an ancient discarded shield or a particularly handsome but impossible to move boulder that only a little magic or magical strength can budge. He grabs up the rupee under and feels a little shiver of familiarity… :)

 

shiisiln:

@kintatsujo

 

kintatsujo:

This is utterly beautiful

 

itsbenedict:

I mean, this is charming, but the downside of this tradition is that occasionally you get some madman running through town, screaming and spinning wildly around in circles with a fucking SWORD, obliterating everything in sight in an uncontrollable frenzy of pure greed.

 

humanfist:

To be fair that madman is typically in the process of saving the kingdom.


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#headcanons #Legend of Zelda #interesting

Letters grouped according to how similar the lowercase version is to the uppercase

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aeiously:

  • Smaller version, the ideal situation: Cc Oo Ss Uu Vv Ww Xx Zz
  • Quite similar, pretty good!: Bb Ff Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Pp Tt Yy
  • OK, I guess can see how they got that: Dd Ee Nn Qq
  • ????????: Aa Gg, Rr

 

the-real-numbers:

Ordered from worst to best

 

sigmaleph:

have you ever tried to write something case-sensitive by hand (e.g. the password to the office wifi)

lowercase-uppercase similarity Is Bad Actually

 

brin-bellway:

#idk maybe people can make their handwritten letters look different in different cases  #i cannot but my handwriting is notoriously bad

I don’t think I have much trouble with case-sensitive handwriting? At least if I’m actively trying to be clear about which case is which.

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^ a randomly-generated mixed-case string

I do often blur the distinction between f and F if I’m *not* actively trying to be clear, though.

 

sigmaleph:

yeah i can’t do that

(without a lot of effort and possibly multiple tries and honestly at that point why don’t i just text you the password)


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#conversational aglets #language #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Honestly, the PC upgrade cycle having slowed to a crawl is kind of a relief; I remember what it was like when things were the other way ‘round. You’d buy a brand new, top of the line gaming PC, and three months later the latest games wouldn’t run because their minimum requirements exceeded your machine’s specs – and you couldn’t even think about upgrading, because each new generation of video cards required a new type of slot that your theoretically cutting-edge motherboard didn’t have. Heck, I recall games whose recommended system specs just plain didn’t exist on the consumer market at the time of release – publishers were so keen on staying ahead of the curve that they’d develop games based on what they imagined the next generation of gaming PCs would look like, and the gaming mags would give them nine out of ten in spite of the fact that they ran at about twelve fps on any reasonable setup, purely on the basis of how they might play if consumer hardware ever caught up with the developer’s speculations!

@fell-reverie replied:

Is this about Crysis

Crysis was either the era’s swan song or a slight throwback, depending on who you ask. There was a span of the better part of a decade – from about the mid 1990s to the early/mid 2000s – where nearly every AAA PC title was like that in terms of being designed for purely speculative hardware. And a fair number of non-AAA titles, for that matter; at one point I ran into a fucking Frogger clone whose minimum VRAM exceeded what most consumer video cards were bringing to the table at the time of its release.


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#a chorus of past selves: ”twelve whole FPS?? sign us *up*” #I assured them that we do get more than 12 FPS now #and on an eight-year-old laptop! #(admittedly it was top of the line back in 2011) #(and I don’t really go in for the *super*-high-graphic kinds of games) #games #history #(close enough)