gncfag:

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

 

gncfag:

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

 

gncfag:

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

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hepalien:

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

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absolutepie:

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

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caughtaghostsomehow:

This just keeps getting better and better

 

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

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Tags:

#Marvel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #amnesia cw #embarrassment squick #murder cw

randomitemdrop:

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Item: summonable guinea pig knight. Not actually that effective in battle but enemies must preform a will save against its adorableness.


Tags:

#guinea pig #adorable #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

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gasmaskaesthetic:

brin-bellway:

gasmaskaesthetic:

honeywives:

people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom moms motherfucker??? get bent 

as a small child I used to argue vehemently that dandelions weren’t weeds, because “weeds are plants you DON’T want!”

I know, right?!

On the bright side, nobody else caring about “”weeds”” means they don’t mind if you pick them and make a beautiful bouquet for your mommy. Or try to see if you can figure out this “flower crown” concept you’ve vaguely heard about. Or dissect them and test their various liquids on a piece of tree bark to see if any of them dye it an interesting colour.

(*Looking* at flowers is one of the most boring things to do with them, and it’s a shame that roses and the like are reserved for such boring purposes.)

You, you get me.


Tags:

#dandelion #flowers #my childhood #conversational aglets

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to assassinate her’ what

 

im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know:

Dumbledore

 

rincentvanuggh:

OH SHIT

 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fuckin wizards. idk

 

bloodmoses:

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extremelybears:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

there it is


Tags:

#Harry Potter #The Wizard of Oz #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #((this amusement not to be taken as expressing an opinion regarding the statement itself))