How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:

fierceawakening:

deducecanoe:

carry-on-my-wayward-wesley:

alice-moran:

alice-moran:

alice-moran:

Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!

Examples:  Jocelyn = Jorslun.  Elizabeth = Lisbit.  Daniel = Dannel.

You’re welcome.

Following up on this idea.  I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:

Alice = Allit.   Mark = Marth.  Tommy = Domi.

Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese  produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.  

Examples: Chris = Rith.  Brittany = Brickney.  Megan = Mayhem. 

I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC

This is an amazing tool.

@mllemusketeer


Tags:

#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

cardassianqueen:

kingofthegarbage:

cardassianqueen:

playing hide and seek with Odo would be LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE 

just yell “holy shit quark is totally doin smtin illegal” and he’ll reveal his position in 0.4 seconds

100% guaranteed to work actually yeah 


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#Star Trek #DS9 #(didn’t they actually play hide and seek with Odo once though?) #(he played a Founder in a Dominion invasion drill?) #(but that’s not nearly as funny)