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justice-turtle:

nuclearspaceheater:

tharook:

northcentralpositronics:

tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them

jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which have amulet properties and draw love and luck and happiness to their wearers without them realising it

piercing artist who keeps the remnants from her piercings and puts them all in little jars in the back of her shop to work sympathetic luck spells on all her clients

and then all three of them slowly realise what the others are doing and end up in a poly relationship living in a little shop in the shitty end of town, which gets curiously less shitty the longer they stay, and people think it’s just the development of the area but the three artists know

and they’re never rich and they’re never famous but they’re always happy because they have everything they need

they have the shop and they have their customers and they have each other

and when their customers are happy and content, they pack up and move on, all together now, to find another space with skin to be coloured and jewellery to be made and magic to be done.

this is beautiful

DETROIT – The three body modification artists were arrested today on charges of voluntary manslaughter after a past client suffered a fatal stroke, allegedly due to thaumo-alchemical interactions between her prescribed potions and a luck charm that had been placed on one of her tattoos without her knowledge.

“Some potions and drugs are known to react with common charms, which is why it is absolutely essential that your doctor and pharmacist have a complete and accurate list of your active enchantments,” says pharmacist Patricia Patil. “Putting an enchantment of any kind, no matter how minor, on someone without their knowledge or permission is playing Russian Roulette with someone else’s life.”

The victim, Carmen Jackson, was 36 at the time of her death and is survived by a husband and 4 children.

“#death tw #yes this #I did not think this *exact* thing #but I did wonder why we were assumed to sympathise with people tricking others into taking spells”

Because consent isn’t part of our cultural narrative. Patriarchalism is – people assumed to be “wiser” doing what’s Best for other people without needing input from those stupid lower-class people who would reject the help out of fear and superstition and who never know what’s Actually Good for them.

Us, the lower classes and poors in this country, we know we’re shat on, but it’s still a long row to hoe challenging this internalized narrative, that if somebody who Knows Better than you (upperclass, educated, ~the Wise~) is doing what’s Good for you, they don’t need your consent or even to tell you what’s going on.

In skiffy, there’s a trope of the person who has to Decide The Fate Of Others angsting about it, feeling unworthy, actually addressing the fact that they’re making big honkin’ decisions about people’s lives without their consent… but the angst isn’t about whether the decisions should be made (and in skiffy there generally isn’t time or any achievable way to get everybody’s input), but over whether THE PERSON ANGSTING is “worthy”, is Wise enough, because they weren’t brought up to feel that deciding the fate of others is their job, they feel it’s the job of those higher up the totem pole who’ve done the deciding on the person’s own fate. If they had more time, the ability to consult, it’s not suggested that they should take the opinions of the people whose lives will be affected, but of their superiors who have more of a “right” to fuck with people’s situations.

Perhaps so, although I distrust anything involving the word “internalised” for actually pretty much the same reason: it tends to carry a very similar note of “we know you better than you know yourself, if you disagree with us on what’s Actually Good for you it’s only because you lack insight* into your problems”. There’s no defence against a charge like that. (You’d think “I’m second-generation social justice; sure, I had some contact with other, patriarchal subcultures, but I’m not a proverbial fish and my native tongue does have a word for water (you should know, it’s the tongue you’re speaking now)” would have at least some effect, but nobody ever really seems to notice when I say that. Besides, we born-and-raised types are rare enough that everyone else routinely forgets we exist, and other people deserve not to have that pulled on them too.)

*Here used in the psych jargon sense of “awareness that something is wrong with your mind”.


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#reply via reblog #my issues with sj let me show you them #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #our roads may be golden or broken or lost


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ilzolende:

somervta:

ilzolende:

somervta:

  • There are Some Things Money Can’t Buy. Especially If You Abolish All Private Property.
  • From each according to their ability, to each according to his need. For everything else, there’s #Marxcard.
  • I don’t always seize the means of production from the bourgeoisie, but when I do, I prefer the Marx MasterCard.
  • A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of cash back and low, low interest rates. #marxcard
  • The Marx Card – Because Credit is the Opiate of the Masses.
  • The Karl Marx MasterCard – When You’re Short of Kapital
  • Reach For it when you get in the red

Is this your original work? It is hilarious, and the sort of thing I would expect to see lots of notes on.

(The times when I actually think “needs more notes” are always for joke posts.)

No! The Karl Marx Mastercard is a real thing! The first article I read about it in mentioned that it needed a tagline. I come up with a few of the obvious ones on my own before looking, but they’re all on twitter several times over.

Wait, what? They actually made a credit card with Marx on it?

What’s the ratio between P(credit card with Marx) and P(My perceptions are false|I’m sick and have had some related cognitive difficulties already)?

Bookmark this thread and come back to it when you’re feeling better. If it’s still there, news links and all, you’ll know it wasn’t a fever dream.


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#reply via reblog

nuclearspaceheater:

tharook:

northcentralpositronics:

tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them

jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which have amulet properties and draw love and luck and happiness to their wearers without them realising it

piercing artist who keeps the remnants from her piercings and puts them all in little jars in the back of her shop to work sympathetic luck spells on all her clients

and then all three of them slowly realise what the others are doing and end up in a poly relationship living in a little shop in the shitty end of town, which gets curiously less shitty the longer they stay, and people think it’s just the development of the area but the three artists know

and they’re never rich and they’re never famous but they’re always happy because they have everything they need

they have the shop and they have their customers and they have each other

and when their customers are happy and content, they pack up and move on, all together now, to find another space with skin to be coloured and jewellery to be made and magic to be done.

this is beautiful

DETROIT – The three body modification artists were arrested today on charges of voluntary manslaughter after a past client suffered a fatal stroke, allegedly due to thaumo-alchemical interactions between her prescribed potions and a luck charm that had been placed on one of her tattoos without her knowledge.

“Some potions and drugs are known to react with common charms, which is why it is absolutely essential that your doctor and pharmacist have a complete and accurate list of your active enchantments,” says pharmacist Patricia Patil. “Putting an enchantment of any kind, no matter how minor, on someone without their knowledge or permission is playing Russian Roulette with someone else’s life.”

The victim, Carmen Jackson, was 36 at the time of her death and is survived by a husband and 4 children.


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#death tw #yes this #I did not think this *exact* thing #but I did wonder why we were assumed to sympathise with people tricking others into taking spells


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popsonnet:


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#music #poetry #I got it four lines in #fuck yeah #this was my favourite song when I was little #(you’re considering the sergeants as a Beatles reference then?) #(hadn’t thought of it but tbh I stopped trying to understand American Pie a *long* time ago) #(probably once I started hearing that most of it *had* no particular meaning)

enough

comparativelysuperlative:

michaelblume:

transmemesatan:

thegooftroop:

jetgreguar:

i’ve got to take a stance on this shit because ugh

Keep reading

Is this post a joke lmao fuck off op

y i k e s, not even touching this one

Wow. I just don’t even know where to start with this morally abhorrent train wreck of a post. Did nobody bother to tell the OP that of US home sales this January, forty fucking percent were cash sales? Pull your head out of your ass and at least get your facts straight before you spew this kind of bullshit.

It’s wrong. It’s wronger than wrong. And, somehow, it’s simultaneously not even wrong. I once considered trying to see how many distinct varieties of falsity I could cram into a single sentence, but no more. My best efforts to date have been left completely in the dust by your first. five. words. Every statement in that post attains a level of stupidity matched only by the next one. You have made every mistake along every axis that I can think of bar two: you did not screw up the use-mention distinction, and you correctly spelled the word “if.” In every other arena, you have made every error of logic, morality, and sports history that I or anyone else has ever had the misfortune to read. I can confidently say that you have made blunders which had never before been conceived of by a rational mind and still haven’t. I am legitimately impressed that anyone so absolutely misguided managed to retain the ability to so much as blither.

And chocolate is better than vanilla.


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I dislike jokes involving tricking people) #(but it’s still funny even if you read the read-more first)

Quick: Off the top of your head, reblog with your favorite word

nospockdasgay:

petrichor

 

zenkitty714:

Kumquat.

 

ehonauta:

Ausgezeichnet

 

starrla89:

cataract (of water, not of the eye)

 

irollforinitiative:

Enjambment

 

saelokason:

Defenestrate

 

alphacanismaj0ris:

copacetic

 

lokaliska:

backpfeifengesicht

 

bibliophilicwitch:

either extraordinary or tintinnabulation

 

pixieorsomething:

thylacine and pangolin

 

moniquill:

armadillidiidae

 

sonneillonv:

Onomatopoeia

 

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

Pyroclastic.

 

rcmclachlan:

Dichotomy and aphelion. 

 

eliciaforever:

I like the word “bucket.”

 

cosmictuesdays:

Relinquish.

Meridian


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#meme #language

have you ever been listening to a song you’ve heard a zillion times and all of a sudden you go “…wait a minute

wait hang on oh my god this song is about [x]

And nothing is ever quite the same again.


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#I first heard Stevie Nicks’s ‘Think About It’ maybe eight years ago #have heard it a fair few times since then #I was listening to it this evening #and during the *second* repetition of the chorus #(‘well I know you’d like to come away/but baby you can’t come…’) #all of a sudden my brain pointed out to me that in ‘Edge of Seventeen’ #’come away’ refers to dying #which would mean this song is about suicide #specifically about trying to talk somebody out of suicide #it makes so much sense now #(her song ‘Docklands’ also suddenly started making sense a few months ago) #(it was weird) #music #oh look an original post

FREE PADS AND TAMPONS

graventum:

Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!

U by Kotex

Always

Playtex

Poise

The “Always” and “Poise” links are actually for their bladder
incontinence pads, just so you know. I don’t know of any reason why they
wouldn’t work for menstrual blood, but that’s not what they were designed for.


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#menstruation #the more you know #my mother sent that Always link to her friends without realising what it was #and was rather embarrassed #I don’t want that to happen to anyone else #reblogged from a random person who didn’t have any guilt tripping in their reblog chain #this blog is a guilt-trip-free zone #no exceptions #(hat tip to justice-turtle) #(I love you and respect your stance on posts with guilt trips buried in their reblog chains)