finding-flight:

Okay, but imagine a medieval adventure fantasy where asexuals sell their services to parties who have to travel past sirens/incubi/succubi in order to fulfill their quests.

Imagine young witches and warlocks going through a final wizardry test where they have to square off against every magical creature they’ve ever learned about, and everyone is really confused as to how that one team just strolled past the sirens/incubi/succubi, and also as to why afterwards they high-fived, said “Aced it!” and then laughed for ten minutes straight.

Imagine a villain dousing a hero with a love potion and then unshackling her, expecting mindless devotion, only to have her then stab him and say “I’m aromantic, actually.”

Imagine an incubus carefully choosing a target and ending up on her couch with a tub of ice cream as she assures him that he is really good at his job and he can’t help it that he happened to pick an ace target.

Imagine an ace sailor who has to tie up his companions in the hold and sail the ship by himself whenever they encounter mermaids, and since it’s just him it’s really slow going, and he spends the entire time griping about allosexuals to the mermaids, who in turn gripe about how sick they are of having to target sailors before the sailors target them.

Imagine a love god trying to set up a pair of aro ace soulmates and putting them in increasingly romantic and/or risque situations, only to pull his hair out in frustration as they ignore or fix every situation and just become better and better friends.

Just like, fantasy asexuals, y’all.


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#asexuality #aromanticism #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #story ideas I will never write

cosmic-llin:

hhertzof:

madenthusiasms:

drinkingcocoa-tpp:

thursdayj:

What we need is a new platform that has both private and public posting options and handles text, images, and videos. And then we need a mass migration. MeWe has some potential. Anyone have any other ideas??

I’m trying to think if there’s any way in which LiveJournal doesn’t meet your requirements.  I greatly prefer LJ and I never left.  I resisted tumblr until I had to get one for TPP,  and I have never acclimatized.  But then, by tumblr standards, I am quite old.

I’ve never entirely understood why Live Journal or its cousin Dreamwidth fell out of favor.  Okay, it’s *much* easier to post images on tumblr.  But it’s far, far easier to hold a conversation on Live Journal.  I never left it either, and neither have my fandoms; both Holmes and Doctor Who have active newsletters aggregating all the LJ content for/from the fans.

I don’t post as much there anymore because it’s been so quiet, but it seems to be picking up again a little bit. I’ve even hit skip?=20 some days on my flists. I do miss the conversations.

It makes me sad how quiet LJ/DW are now, and it also makes me sad that, although people ARE still posting, I only have time and energy for so much fannish-leaning social media, and it usually ends up being Tumblr. I do think that, although it’s very possible to have conversations and make friends on Tumblr, the mechanisms for that were simpler on LJ/DW.

The thing is, I miss the conversations on LJ/DW, but Tumblr works so much better for the way I like to engage with fandom and fannish media. Like, I love to obsess over the little details and small cute moments in my shows, and gifsets with commentary and text posts are perfect for that. On LJ/DW, in my own experience anyway, you could pretty much only have that level of detailed discussion and have people actually care/join in if you were in a big fandom that was currently airing, or if most of your flist/circle was into the exact same stuff as you and happened to be around to talk about it near the time of posting.

Like, I miss LJ/DW but a photoset or rambling meta post about a less-favoured character from an older show would barely get noticed there, whereas on Tumblr because of how tagging and reblogging works, the people who are interested will likely see the post and get involved in the discussion even if you don’t move in the same circles. That’s valuable to me.

Also, aside from the question of engaging with other fans, because I’m deeply obsessed with my main fandom (Star Trek) I’m constantly looking for new ways to experience it, other than constantly rewatching, which takes up a lot of time and isn’t always practical. When I was a kid I collected magazines and merchandise, bought tie-in books, etc. Tumblr is great for me because it’s the perfect way to constantly be experiencing the thing(s) I love in small chunks that let me indulge my obsession and remember my favourite bits while still having time for other stuff.

So yeah I guess what I’m saying is, LJ/DW are great platforms with a lot going for them, but so is Tumblr. Would be nice if we could have the best aspects of both in one place!

I actually like Tumblr because of its conversation mechanic.

See, I have a lot of trouble initiating conversations. Because of the focus on reblogging, I can more or less fully participate in Tumblr life without ever having to bring myself to create a post. Everywhere else, I’m just a commenter. Here, I’m a blogger. I never thought I would be able to have a blog before Tumblr, and I still don’t think I could have it elsewhere. (Not any elsewhere I’ve seen so far, anyway.)


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#reply via reblog #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #Dreamwidth

livelyspaghetti:

I’m trying to find some recent, educational documentaries on snakes in general, and it’s like:

WORLD’S DEADLIEST SNAKES

THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE ON THE EARTH

THE DEADLY GIANT SNAKE

THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD

THE VALLEY OF SNAKES AND FEAR

AFRICA’S MOST DEADLY SNAKE, THE BLACK MAMBA – WHICH WE HAVEN’T EVEN USED AS OUR COVER IMAGE – BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A BLACK SNAKE

THIRTY-FOUR WAYS BALL PYTHONS WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR BARE HANDS

DO YOU LIVE ON EARTH? ARE YOU AWARE OF SNAKES? WELL, THERE’S PROBABLY VENOM IN YOUR MORNING COFFEE


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#snake #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this reminds me of Dave Barry #it’s the sort of joke he would write

(my Internet was out for most of the day, so it’s quite possible there are already posts on my dash along these lines that I just haven’t caught up with yet, but anyway)

Tumblr what are you thinking

I have already liked three of those four posts

(I was kind of hoping it would be all four so I could say “all of those posts”, but no, turns out I didn’t hit the like button on the Civ post. Still, three out of four ain’t good.)


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#oh look an original post #I suppose I’ll tag this #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #as that seems to have become my tag for stuff about Tumblr updates


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