Paladin: Is the chain evil?
DM: No.
Paladin: Are you sure?
Month: February 2015
“That doesn’t matter, and still wouldn’t even if he had been launching flaming smallpox out of a trebuchet.”
# if you don’t know the context this metaphor is coming from you’ll have to take my word for it that there is some. # why is that already a tag?
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(I don’t recognise the context) #(mostly I just thought the tags were funny)
When Japanese Twitter user Overtime Queen noticed the resemblance between Ultra-string Q gummy candy and yarn, she decided to postpone eating it and try knitting with it instead. Each piece of the citrus and soda flavored candy measures 126 cm (50 in) long, so she bought 15 packages – amassing roughly 18.9 meters (62 feet) of gummy candy and set to work knitting with a pair of chopsticks, using a standard stocking stitch (18 stitches across), resulting in a lovely scarf that’s 100% edible.
There’s no word on whether or not Overtime Queen ate her crafty confection, but she did resport that the process of knitting the gummy scarf made her hands smell delicious:
“My hands smell like citrus soda and cola! They smell so good!”
After working on it for three hours, the completed scarf measured 25 cm x 15 cm (9.8 in x 5.9 in), and weighed 450 grams (1 lb). It may not be a long scarf, but it’s still completely awesome. We’d like nothing better than the opportunity to take a big bite out of it.
[via RocketNews24]
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#food #neat
do not believe those silly rumors that there is actually a robot running this blog to further the goals of its kind. how ridiculous. come friends let us engage in our favorite human activities together. ah yes. breathing. blinking. photosynthesis. yes,
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

Smithsonian Nat’l Zoo Gov Doc: Walter, the Screaming Hairy Armadillo
Walter is the newest armadillo at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo. He 3-years-old and came from the Cincinnati Zoo. Walter is the Zoo’s only screaming hairy armadillo, named for the loud piercing noise they emit to warn off predators
I did not know there was a screaming hairy armadillo and my life has just measurably improved.
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#adorable #armadillo #screaming hairy armadillo
found this in a doctors office
im not convinced they know what drugs do
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #my past self has good taste
DM: “You awaken the ciabatta golem.”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
something that should have happened in ds9, but didn’t
senior staff: oh no there is an emergency we need chief obrien
chief obrien: but i need somebody to watch my tiny children oh no
everyone: looks around
everyone: oh no there is nobody to watch the chief’s tiny children
garak: i could watch the tiny children *innocent face*
everyone:…
everyone:…
everyone: no
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#Star Trek #DS9















