sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that


Tags:

#ghost #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #that usually happens because of pressure differences inside and outside the bottle #(mind you ghost-induced cold could *cause* those pressure differences)

cosmictuesdays:

al-grave:

Guess which one got poured on the pancakes today

The viscosity of maple syrup – even the fake stuff – and soy sauce is so different, though, that the only way I can think of someone not noticing is if they’d be too tired to taste anything.

I figured they noticed once they started pouring, but by then it was too late to avoid soy-sauce-soaked pancakes.


Tags:

#reply via reblog

magpieandwhale:

allofthefeelings:

In response to ameliarating’s point that holiday AU suggestions fandom posts tend to be CHRISTMAS AU suggestions fandom posts, may I present:

  • “I know you’re just trying to take a smoke break but we ran out of matches and it’s Chanukah can I steal you for five minutes” AU
  • “We both forgot to buy candles until the last minute and now there’s only one box left in the store” AU
  • “My friend dragged me to their grandma’s ridiculous sufganiyot party and I don’t know anyone here but holy crap that person’s cute” AU
  • “We are out of potatoes we are OUT OF POTATOES the latkes aren’t done this is not a drill please help” AU
  • “I accidentally set the kitchen on fire frying things and you are an attractive firefighter” AU
  • “What do you mean you’ve never played strip dreidel LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS PERVERSION OF THE GAME” AU
  • “We’re the only two people at this office ‘holiday’ party who seem uncomfortable with the way it’s all transparently Christmas stuff so let’s talk over here in a corner about how much we hate everything” AU
  • “This Chinese restaurant is so crowded on Christmas Eve do you mind if we share a table?” AU
  • “You seriously want me to teach you how to knit, just to make ugly Chanukah sweaters and prove a point?” AU
  • “I agree with you that Chanukah is a minor holiday that we’re only making a big deal out of because of cultural forces surrounding Christmas but since we’re already at this youth group party in the synagogue basement do you maybe want to dance? :D?” AU

MORE JEWISH AUs, PLEASE. (Feel free to prompt me any of these for the MCU. My feelings on Jewish Bucky Barnes should be known at this point, but if not, Jewish Bucky Barnes is everything.)


Tags:

#Judaism #Hanukkah #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #’what do you mean you’ve never played strip dreidel’

oxboxer:

Happy Holidays!

Also on Tapastic~


Tags:

#long post #Christmas #while I am very fond of overthinking fictional characters #(obviously the solution to Santa’s logistical problems is time travel) #I like the not-Santa ideas #all hail the Hanukkah Octahedron #(…my brother just walked by carrying a giant light-up Star of David) #(what timing)