Sort-of-tagged by eponymous-rose.

When you see this, post five memories that seem especially surreal out of contextAnyone who wants to play, consider yourself tagged!

1. “You know,” I remark to the people sitting on the cliff with me, “deli chicken and garlic hummus on a cinnamon-raisin bagel is actually pretty good.”

2. I’m hiding in one of the small storage hollows built into the benches. I decide I like it here. It’s comfortable. I feel safe. They’ll never find me.

3. They tell us that if we want, we can hold a holy book of our choice in our left hand to swear on. It isn’t until afterward that we realise my mother swore allegiance to the Queen of England on her first-born child.

4. I’m riding on a bicycle. There is a skeleton riding an identical bike next to me. If only the bikes could move, I think, then I would definitely be beating him.

5. The pre-teen wearing a top hat and pocketwatch shakes my hand. He tells me his name is Fierce.


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#oh look an original post #Brin talks about herself for a *reason* this time #(these memories are written in zig-zag order by the way) #(each memory occurs either before both the adjacent memories or after both of them) #(I didn’t really plan that but I like how it worked out) #meme

wtfevolution:

“So I made some carnivorous mammals.”

“Uh huh.”

“And I made some carnivorous birds.”

“You did indeed.”

“And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”

“I know, evolution. Those were nice.”

“Well, I’ve got a new one.”

“Great.”

“Carnivorous… potatoes!”

“I’m sorry?”

“Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”

“Are you serious?”

“Of course I’m serious.” 

“Death by potato?” 

“That’s the idea.” 

“I’m… not really sure what to say to that.”

“Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?”

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bmerva / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0


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#biology #neat

john-boyaeger asked: My friend finally made me start watching Season 9 of RvB last night. I’ve been putting it off forever. I kept calling out peoples names and stuff right before they happened, so my friend was like “I thought you have never seen this…” to which I said “I haven’t, but I’ve virtually seen the whole thing in gif form on tumblr at this point.”

eponymous-rose:

Hee! Yeah, I always wonder how much people are picking up by osmosis with the bajillion things I reblog. (And hey, I’m in the middle of rewatching s9 right now!)

I also wonder what my blog’s cross-section of the show looks like to the people who’ve never actually watched it. Or the people who quit somewhere in the first five seasons.

While watching the S6 finale, I paused it for a bit to consider how this fit into all the fandom osmosis I’d received. (The thing that made me stop was hearing “when it goes off, I’ll be fine”, which was the quote on that Alpha fanart I can’t find because Tumblr sucks. I believe my exact thought-words were “oh fuck it’s true he’s going to die”.) After thinking it over, I concluded that nobody was actually going to die, because they all appear in gifsets and/or reaction posts set later.

This conclusion turned out to be mostly incorrect. I had vastly underestimated how complicated things like “life” and “death” and “existence” get when Leonard Church enters the picture.


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#Red vs Blue #Red vs Blue s6 spoilers #reply via reblog #media I consumed primarily to know what all the fuss was about #(I’ve almost caught up! I’ve finished 12×08!)


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[Year of Hell would have been a wonderfully written episode if the writers offered some explanation to why the knowledge of the temporal shield variance that they gained from Kes in a previous episode was completely ignored/forgotten. Seriously, what happened? Is the “Before and After” episode non-canon?]

It’s worse than that. Not only did she give them said chronoton counter-incantation, she explicitly told them to stay the fuck away from the Krenim.

This has bothered me for a very long time.

(I like the “every mid-late episode of Voyager takes place in a different alternate universe” headcanon, but while it definitely helps against the continuity pain, it’s not 100% effective.)


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#Star Trek #Voyager #continuity errors #they burn