aboxfulloftimelords:

butterflysong:

lavendertownterror:

Earth, Jupiter and Venus from the skyline of Mars!

These kinds of pictures always blow me away.

Like, wow, everyone on Earth is in this picture, and we’re all so tiny that you can barely even see the planet.

Oh look, I’m in the picture :D

asgdhjs;agsdhj I wasn’t ready when they took it! :(

My husband everybody. <3

Best commentary on this photo ever okay. :(

Wow, this has got a lot of notes. Shame about the whole computer-generated thing.


Tags:

#Mars #corrections #still kind of pretty #maybe next I’ll find a real Martian photo to reblog

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


Tags:

#Fifty Shades of Grey #joke